My so called life

Hello! Welcome to my blog <3 My name is Alyssa! I reblog funny things and cute stuff. I love vintage things, burlesque, and pin up stuff! Pretty much i reblog what fits my fancy.

10knotes:

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lulz-time:

he trapped
the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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lulz-time:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: utorment)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

these-teen-quotes:

Good Vibes HERE

erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

(via true-la)

chihirofujisaiki:

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

(via khaydae)

splders:

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

I HAVE WATCHED THIS 10 TIMES IN A ROW

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews, via jj0ngup)