if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
Reasons I’m Ignoring you:
1. You’re annoying.
2. You suck at texting.
3. You suck at life.
4. Your last message was (K.)
5. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Now-A-Days middle-schoolers look like they can be freshmen and college, and college students look like 8th graders.
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.