*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
I left my number on the receipt with the hot bartender. Let’s see if she texts me
Update, she never texted me
"Normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"